18. Dallas, Texas. Leave an ask I'll answer it or don't. I don't give a fuck either way. SMOKE SOMETHIN BITCH

 

grumpysalmon:

How many people have broken into a store late at night to steal a cook book because they were hungry and wanted to know how to cook the perfect bean casserole? I’ll give you a hint: please bail me out of jail

notsopale:

When you get new clothes.

the-anal-rapist:

Water your plants?

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